Hard Luck Hero
Injury Guy is the walking bruise, the human ice bag, the player who never met a freak accident he couldn’t attract. Fresh tape jobs cover old scars, and a new brace is always on order. Yet somehow he still laces up with a grin, ready to contribute until the next stray puck finds an uncovered limb.
He knows every trainer by first name, keeps a punch card at the physiotherapy clinic, and owns more custom braces than suits. But pity? Never. He cracks jokes about being “day-to-day with life” and insists he’ll be ready for playoffs no matter what.
Teammates admire the resilience. Coaches admire the stubbornness. Fans cheer because he keeps coming back.
Vitals
Favourite saying: “Just a tweak.”
Medical chart length: novella status
Hidden talent: Diagnosing injuries faster than team doctors.
On-Ice Traits
Blocks shots with anything available, battles through pain, inspires the bench with sheer toughness.
Recovery Routine
Ice tub, contrast shower, gratitude journal, motivational podcasts about comebacks.
Scouting Report
- Fearless: Never shies from contact despite the injury history. Throws body in shooting lanes anyway.
- Bench Motivation: When he limps back after another blocked shot, the bench erupts.
- Availability Roller-Coaster: Line combos change nightly depending on his latest bruise report.
- Heart of Gold: Volunteers for community events even when wearing a sling.
Comeback Chronicles
After missing a month with a fractured wrist, he returned wearing a custom brace and scored on his first shift. The celebration? A simple nod to the trainer’s room followed by a “told you I’d be fine.” Two shifts later he blocked another shot—off the same wrist.
“We joke about wrapping him in bubble wrap, but honestly we’d lose our soul without him.” — Equipment Manager
How to Channel Injury Guy
- Take recovery seriously. Stretch, rehab, listen to trainers, even when you’d rather grind.
- Stay positive. Use humour to keep spirits high and show teammates pain is temporary.
- Play smart—choose brave plays, not reckless ones. Longevity matters.
- Support others dealing with setbacks. No one understands better than you.